Oh my.

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Anonymous asked: can i ask how you get your pussy so smooth and hairless? is it waxing? i shave but have trouble with razor burn and ingrown hairs :(

I wax the top, sometimes completely, sometimes not, and I shave the lips. In the photos online it’s freshly shaven - unfortunately I am victim to itchies and ingrown hair like everyone else. Just use plenty of shaving foam/bubbly shower gel and try to shave the same way at all times to avoid razor burn and the like :)

I have too :( I am a very tight lady and got bent over a kitchen cabinet.

More ouches! But getting bent over a kitchen cabinet.. well, that sounds pretty fun. 

Anonymous asked: I broke a mans banjo string once. That was embarrassing.

I’m almost scared to ask, but how?! Damn, that’s embarrassing for both of you I’d imagine. Ouch!

diaryofawomanaddict asked: Well, she was in bed asleep! I went in and ended up waking her up by turning the lights on and wandering around. God knows what I was doing.

Hahaha brilliant! I can safely say nothing like that has ever happened to me but there is still plenty of time :P

Sex Stories

I’ve been reading embarrassing sex stories on some other blogs and it’s had me in stitches. Whilst talking about sex is great, talking about embarrassing sex is even better. So guys, what cringe-worthy tales have you got for me? Called someone by the wrong name? Got caught by your other halves parents, or even worse, you’re own? I want to hear all about it! Send them anonymously (or not, I don’t mind) and I will post them all so we can have a giggle. There’s quite a few of you following this blog so I’m sure some of you have some blinders. Sex doesn’t have to serious and I want this blog to reflect that.

Besides, I’ll share mine if you share yours!

stellarexplosion:

Elegy Ellem’s pussy. Not much more to say, really. Isn’t it lovely? She’s wearing the Lady Lucie crystal zipper pussy panties. Yum.

how freakin sexy is this?

Adorable and practical.

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever done anything with another woman? Even just texting or e-mail?

Emailing yes, and I’ve kissed a girl (sober). I would love to be with a girl properly in the future. I think women are insatiable, as you could probably tell by bookmarked videos if you were ever to come across it..

Anonymous asked: me and my boyfriend went to buy lube and decided on a bottle since it was $5 cheaper then the others, excitedly went home to use it and got down to business, a few minutes in things started burning pretty badly and we both freaked out, turns out it wasn't lube but KY warming massage oil, it was cheaper because it wasn't even lube

OWWWW. I once bought lube that turned out to be like foam you have to shake up, but nothing like that. Your poor genitals! Mood killer for sure.

What a tush.

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ungeplant asked: The first time I met my ex-boyfriends older brother was the moment he found us fucking in his parents bathtub. We were together for nearly 4 years and I always had trouble to look him in the eyes on family meetings.

Oh man I don’t blame you! What an amazing first impression. My little brother once opened the door on me and a boyfriend at it, but I had completely forgotten about it until I read this and now I am blushing aha :)

diaryofawomanaddict asked: It's particularly a sex story - but one night, I stayed over at a girlfriend's house (she still lived with her parents). Anyway, we'd both had quite a lot to drink and ended up having sex. Afterwards, I drifted off to sleep. The next thing I know, I wake up in her parents room. Naked. Her mother lying there asking me what the hell I'm doing in her bedroom naked. To be honest, I wasn't even that embarrassed by it. If anything, it was actually pretty hilarious.

Ahaha I would have been mortified! And why was her mother lying there?! That’s amazing.

It looks so cute and soft and puffy. No wonder he came on it.

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